You just have to love a holiday for which the tradition is to become inebriated. Everyone is Irish on St. Patty’s and just about everyone has a good time. Everyone goes to the bars and drinks in merriment, and some even get to go home with a very intoxicated girl to take advantage of. Will you be one of those lucky gentlemen? Do you want to be?
All girls have a whore-like quality to themselves. Sometimes they use alcohol as an excuse to let it come out (among other things). I know guys who would mark St. Patty’s on their calendar as “Fresh meat” because they were supremely confident that once the beer starts to the flow, the legs begin to separate. While I don’t like to think of myself as a whore, I do have to admit that I’m looking forward to spreading my legs for you this holiday. I’m hoping that you too will be among the throng of horny men who indulge in drinking themselves stupid, then rendezvousing back to your place for a little jump in the sack fun.
Why shouldn’t you participate in all the holiday festivities? Eat, drink, and be merry, for tonight you will be penetrating your girl Heather!
Heather