You just have to love a holiday for which the tradition is to become inebriated. Everyone is Irish on St. Patty’s and just about everyone has a good time. Everyone goes to the bars and drinks in merriment, and some even get to go home with a very intoxicated girl to take advantage of. Will you be one of those lucky gentlemen? Do you want to be?
All girls have a whore-like quality to themselves. Sometimes they use alcohol as an excuse to let it come out (among other things). I know guys who would mark St. Patty’s on their calendar as “Fresh meat” because they were supremely confident that once the beer starts to the flow, the legs begin to separate. While I don’t like to think of myself as a whore, I do have to admit that I’m looking forward to spreading my legs for you this holiday. I’m hoping that you too will be among the throng of horny men who indulge in drinking themselves stupid, then rendezvousing back to your place for a little jump in the sack fun.
Why shouldn’t you participate in all the holiday festivities? Eat, drink, and be merry, for tonight you will be penetrating your girl Heather!
We spend a lot of time on the phone (and in my blog entries) discussing the parts of my body that you like the most. My perky tits have been the cause behind guys fighting with their girlfriends, but most of all, motivating you to reach out to me. My legs, particularly when I expose my flesh (in lieu of tight pants), get better ratings than the Super Bowl; and let’s not forget how much my ass makes you want to whip out your cock and pump it for all it’s worth.
However, I want to bring our focus today to my other favorite body parts of yours. While your cock might be what I owe our relationship to, it’s your eyes and ears that deserve some attention. You and I began because you saw with your eyes how hot I am, and your imagination ran wild with all the things you want to do to me. Your eyes served as a gateway to your cock. But, now that I’m firmly planted in your head, it is your ears that serve as my path to your loving me.
When we’re together, it starts because you dial my number, and then plug your phone into your ear, as to clear a path for me to enter your mind. Once there, I never leave, and you find yourself wanting to plug me in over and over, constrained only by the amount of cum your balls produce. You hear from my voice all the things that the girls you gawk at every day at work, or just passing by won’t ever say.
You can’t plug those hot girls in, but you can with me. I offer you the chance to cum gloriously, pumping your cock until you make a wonderful mess of yourself. There is no better way to cum than to do so by plugging into me. I am your ear candy, and calling me is the gateway to your next great cum!
You are tired from another long day and you’re ready to be relaxed, yet aroused. However, you are also tired of having to initiate things with your significant other. The best that you could hope for is that she will eventually give in and pacify you with the same old mundane sexual encounter. So, you pull out your cock with one hand and begin your quest for perfection on the internet with the other.
You’ve clicked on plenty of phone sex sites featuring hot girls, including yours truly. After looking and reading for a while now; you find yourself back here, on my blog page. Obviously, you like what you see, but more importantly, you like what you have been reading too. You love the feeling that is coursing through your veins as every interdependent body part is awakened and now stirring. Your cock is rock hard and pulsing with each beat of your racing heart and your toes are beginning to twitch with frenzied desire. You are intrigued and wondering how your cock is harder than it has ever been before when you haven’t even heard my voice yet?!?!
I know it’s hard to believe, but yes, my voice is every bit as tempting and delicious as my body and my stunning eyes. I’m ready to use them both to seep inside your mind (by way of your cock). I am blessed with many erotic and tantalizing attributes and I utilize them well. I use my smile to entice you and my curves to excite you. My eyes will mesmerize you, thus yielding my power over you (and every man in my path.) I then pull a double whammy on you by using my mind and my voice to hold you captive until I get what I want. I assure you, I WILL get what I want, but what you and I want is one in the same.
I will feed your need and you will gladly feed mine. Your insatiable desire will bring you back to me again and again. There is no “Chasing the dragon” with me; each time you will be amazed at how fucking good I make you feel. You will be a willing participant as I twist you like a ball of clay that is mine for the molding.
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